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A Little Bit of Holiday Schadenfreude

Yesterday started out kind of crappy when I accidentally backed my father’s truck into the garage door and broke it (the door; the truck was fine.) Granted, I am not used to driving such a large vehicle (that’s what she said?) and, per my dad’s instructions, I was focusing on not hitting his motorcycle with the side mirror, but as a person with a decade long clean driving record it was pretty embarrassing and guilt-inducing.*

Luckily my day got better when I found a little joy in the misery of someone else**… a little bit of Christmas Schadenfreude if you will (only the Germans would have a word for such a thing.) As I was driving home I was listening to my weekly podcast of NPR’s Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.  When they got to the celebrity “Not My Job” segment I realized that I knew the listener that Star Trek’s Mr. Sulu was playing for, and it was a person that sort of rubs me the wrong way.  I have never been so happy to listen to a dorky celebrity fail, and for a “lucky” listener not to get Carl Castle’s voice on their home answering machine.

Maybe this makes me a bad person. Then again… meh.

*Fortunately my dad was able to knock the door back into place so even though it’s still a little bent at least it closes again.

**Okay, so my day skiing at Copper Mountain was also pretty awesome:

Sweet Home, Colorado.

Dec
29
2009
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Okay, I get the concept of the Window’s 7 ads: Let’s appeal to average people and show that we listen to our customers (and fixed the abysmal aborted fetus that was Window’s Vista…)  But I totally don’t get their billboard ads.  One features a woman making a really retarded face as she steps into the traffic, and this one features a guy mid french-fry bite.  Is it because average people eat French Fries?  I mean, maybe… but why couldn’t it have just been a guy sitting at a table with a plate of fries in front of him?  This photo is a remarkably unattractive photo of a moderately attractive guy.  I feel that if this photo were tagged of him on Facebook, he would untag himself.  So why on earth was this deemed giant-billboard material?
Ergo, my Mac makes me happy.

Okay, I get the concept of the Window’s 7 ads: Let’s appeal to average people and show that we listen to our customers (and fixed the abysmal aborted fetus that was Window’s Vista…)  But I totally don’t get their billboard ads.  One features a woman making a really retarded face as she steps into the traffic, and this one features a guy mid french-fry bite.  Is it because average people eat French Fries?  I mean, maybe… but why couldn’t it have just been a guy sitting at a table with a plate of fries in front of him?  This photo is a remarkably unattractive photo of a moderately attractive guy.  I feel that if this photo were tagged of him on Facebook, he would untag himself.  So why on earth was this deemed giant-billboard material?

Ergo, my Mac makes me happy.

Dec
10
2009
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What should I do with this bear??
I am in the process of trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible in order to make my coming move as easy as possible.  I’ve decided to give most of my old stuffed animals (that I’ve been using as decorations so are basically in new condition) to a local charity that provides toys to under privileged kids.  This bear was given to me by an ex-boyfriend; his dog chewed off the eyes.
Here’s my conundrum: Since this was given to me by an ex and plays “let me call you sweetheart” when you squeeze it’s paw, I have no real desire to keep this bear.  The problem is the bear is eyeless, and therefore won’t be accepted by any charities.  And I just can’t bring myself to throw away stuffed animals, especially helpless, blind ones!  I realize this is a complex stemming from childhood whereby I considered my toys to have souls… but now I don’t know what to do!  Do I keep the bear just because it has special needs?  Do I euthanize him by sending him to the dump??? Ack!  Help.
What would you do?

What should I do with this bear??

I am in the process of trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible in order to make my coming move as easy as possible.  I’ve decided to give most of my old stuffed animals (that I’ve been using as decorations so are basically in new condition) to a local charity that provides toys to under privileged kids.  This bear was given to me by an ex-boyfriend; his dog chewed off the eyes.

Here’s my conundrum: Since this was given to me by an ex and plays “let me call you sweetheart” when you squeeze it’s paw, I have no real desire to keep this bear.  The problem is the bear is eyeless, and therefore won’t be accepted by any charities.  And I just can’t bring myself to throw away stuffed animals, especially helpless, blind ones!  I realize this is a complex stemming from childhood whereby I considered my toys to have souls… but now I don’t know what to do!  Do I keep the bear just because it has special needs?  Do I euthanize him by sending him to the dump??? Ack!  Help.

What would you do?

Nov
20
2009
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List of Cats with Fraudulent Diplomas

Exactly what it sounds like.  Thanks to Jeremy for seeing this and instantly thinking of me… spot on.

Nov
8
2009
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For Jeff, Heather, and Eric:

Our Jane Austen Nights would have had a decidedly different flavor…

Saw these at a party at a friend’s place the other night.  Thought of you guys!

Sep
6
2009
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E concourse bathroom at the Miami airport.
True Love or TMI?

E concourse bathroom at the Miami airport.

True Love or TMI?

Jun
18
2009
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Made this for my roomie (and HSM watching buddy) Jeff… who apparently looks quite a bit like Zac Efron.

May
31
2009
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I’m a Badass Breakdancer

From JibJab.com… I could definitely get addicted to this

May
28
2009
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When things get busy the blog goes a little by the wayside.  For my first post back, I’ve decided to share with you one of the most poignant and astonishing things I’ve seen in a long while.

Thanks P.T.!

May
25
2009
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Good Luck Rich College Kids!
Someone in Boston is disgruntled enough to cut out articles from the newspaper and post them in the T accompanied by confused rants.
Okay, okay, this was taking with my iPhone while I was trying not to look too obvious about photographing it, so the quality ain’t great. Basically, what it says is “Good Luck, rich College kids! Hope mommy and daddy gave you a trust fund. How are you going to be a yuppy now?  HAHA!”  And, of course, this is exemplified by underlining the fact that unemployment has reached a 16-year-high.  ZOINKS!
A sign of the horrible horrible times.  Guess I’ll go put on my apocalypse suit now, just in case.

Good Luck Rich College Kids!

Someone in Boston is disgruntled enough to cut out articles from the newspaper and post them in the T accompanied by confused rants.

Okay, okay, this was taking with my iPhone while I was trying not to look too obvious about photographing it, so the quality ain’t great. Basically, what it says is “Good Luck, rich College kids! Hope mommy and daddy gave you a trust fund. How are you going to be a yuppy now?  HAHA!”  And, of course, this is exemplified by underlining the fact that unemployment has reached a 16-year-high.  ZOINKS!

A sign of the horrible horrible times.  Guess I’ll go put on my apocalypse suit now, just in case.

Mar
23
2009
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