A Woman’s Thought Process

It doesn’t matter how many guys in the previous half hour have offered her an unneeded ride, asked her if she’s single, honked and shouted “DAMN!” (or the Spanish or Armenian equivalent), given her free rosemary fries at the farmer’s market, or called her “honey” while waiting at the same crosswalk with her, it’s the one asshole that shouts “Put on some pants!” as she walks back to her car that a woman will remember.  And that incident will ruin her day.*

Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.  Dudes, you should be even more outraged, especially those of you who like to make women feel beautiful by complimenting them, because one of your own gender is ruining it for the rest of you!  Support self-confident women.  They’re more fun to talk to (and more likely to wear short skirts again in the future.)

*Something that the shock of finding out her ex-boyfriend just got engaged to someone barely 22-years-old without a college education was not able to completely do, mind you.