I have overestimated society…

A text message conversation:

Me: Thing I have learned: if you go to a bar alone they give you liberal pours of wine
Boyfriend: Certainly with an ass like that
Me: They can’t even see my ass because I’m sitting behind the bar
Boyfriend:  That ass surrounds the bar (something to do with relativity) 
Me: Hey! No need to be mean…
Boyfriend: I meant in a good way!

And then the check arrives…