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I’m only sort of following the California governor’s republican primary race; all I know is that it’s gotten particularly malicious in the last few weeks as Meg Whitman has quickly lost her fifty point lead.  I mean, candidates are now accusing each other of being “liberal” and (shock and horror) being approved of by Planned Parenthood! But this… this has to be my favorite attack ad thus far.  

I’m only sort of following the California governor’s republican primary race; all I know is that it’s gotten particularly malicious in the last few weeks as Meg Whitman has quickly lost her fifty point lead.  I mean, candidates are now accusing each other of being “liberal” and (shock and horror) being approved of by Planned Parenthood! But this… this has to be my favorite attack ad thus far.  

May
29
2010
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Rethinking the Novel… Again

I’ve been working really hard on my novel all month - wrote almost fifty pages in just about three weeks!  But then I had a meeting with my advisor on Friday that brought it all to a halt.

Essentially, what she said was that my overarching plot didn’t really fit within the world I had created, and that it seemed more like a series of unrelated events than a coherent story (well, she said it a little more eloquently and politely than this, but I’m paraphrasing.)  And she was right.

Some of the things she mentioned I already knew were problems, but I was ignoring.  Because of my time crunch - I have am amazing work schedule this summer, which I cannot sustain into the fall - I was focusing entirely on page count, just wanting to get as much out as possible and worry about the consequences later.  But what’s the point of putting thousands upon thousands of words on paper if you know they’re not the right words?

I spent the weekend doing thinking-work (well, that and winning a chili cook off…) and I believe I now actually know where the story is going; all the little pieces are starting to fall into place.  Of course, this means major revision and tossing out a lot of the work I’ve done in the past six months.

I think what I’ve learned most from this whole experience is just how much you really do throw away in the writing process.  During the fall, I was working on an entirely different novel, which I got about 90 pages into and completely discarded.  I currently have 146 pages in this incarnation, and I think I’m going to be able to salvage about 50. With screenplays I’ve been lucky (or naive) enough to get the story pretty close to right the first time around.  Not that I haven’t had to rewrite, but neither have I had to throw dozens of pages out.  

But the thing that surprises me most is that I’m not all that bitter or sad about having to throw away all of this work.  There are a few elements in my current version that I really loved, but just aren’t going to work in the new storyline, and it’s a little heartbreaking to have to say goodbye to them.  But I also know I can just save those ideas and maybe be able to use them again in a future project.

I anticipate a long afternoon in the coffee shop today trying to chisel out the details of my new plot.  But that’s okay.  Still a pretty nice way to spend an afternoon.  The tea and oatmeal raisin cookie won’t hurt, either.

May
24
2010
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This is why America is fat… but so so delicious.

This is why America is fat… but so so delicious.

May
19
2010
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"On top left want picture of man in a business suit sitting on top of a rainbow."
— A client whose commercial real estate website I am designing.  Happy Birthday to me?
May
18
2010
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Writing: The Profession Most Likely to Accidentally Land You on a Terrorist Watch List?

Good writing is good because the conflicts are strong and the plots are intriguing.  Of course, this means it often has to include stuff that’s not part of the writer’s every day life.  And so to learn more about these exciting, obscure, dangerous things, we writers do what every lazy, red-blooded American would, we Google.  And this, of course, leads to an interesting cache of searches.  For me, these have included:

  • The names of the clothing the Taliban required male citizens to wear after taking over Afghanistan
  • Algerian methods of torture
  • How to do a kidney transplant
  • Photos of Jack the Ripper’s victims
  • How to launder money
  • Soviet Era weaponry

From talking to other writers, I know I am not alone in my clandestine searches… if I’m not on some sort of government watch list, the Patriot Act is failing us.

May
16
2010
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Today I Got Attacked By A Bird. Twice.

Today I had to tutor a client in the pacific palisades.  Since I got there about 45 minutes early, I decided to go to a Starbucks and do some reading.  As I was walking from my car into the restaurant, I saw a guy walking by the Bank of America towards me get whacked in the head by a small black bird.  He was mildly freaked out and we shared a moment of commiseration because he was glad someone saw it (me).  Seemed like just a strange fluke thing.  It was kind of breezy, maybe the bird just wasn’t paying attention.  

But then, as I passed under the same BoA awning to go to the Starbucks, I felt the same bird woosh past my head, only inches away from my ear.  That was freaky.  I didn’t know if it was the same individual animal or just a strange, palisadian species of dive-bombing fowl I’d never heard of before.  I made a note to be cautious on my way back out.

Forty minutes and 25 pages later, of course, I forgotten all about it.  So as I was walking back to my car, contemplating the use of footnotes in fiction, I was completely not expecting to have my head violently pecked and wing-thwaked by an angry avian.  But that’s what happened. It hurt.  And was kind of scary!

I don’t know if there’s a point or moral or lesson to all of this.  Just be cautious if your’e ever walking under this awning outside BoA.  There’s one crazy ass bird hanging out there.  Also, I hope I don’t have bird flu.  

May
9
2010
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And So It Begins… www.kellystorr.com

After finding out I was not going to be able to continue my job at the USC writing center this fall, I decided - in lieu of getting a “real job” - to start an online flash boutique (meaning it only lasts for a short time) selling hand-crafted jewelry and writerly items to support myself while I finish my thesis novel.

I’ve spent the past week making up prototypes and designing the website (so if you’ve talked to me this week and I mentioned that I was only sleeping 5-6 hours a night, now you know why) and today is official launch day!  Yay!

Some of my favorite things include: Googly eye cufflinks, hand painted laptop sleeves & ebook covers, and vintage key necklaces.

So check it out.  Buy something and help support one writer trying to do what she loves.  I’ll be blogging about my experiences throughout the month here, so keep an eye out and monitor how it’s going.

Thanks for your support!

www.kellystorr.com

May
8
2010
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The most misguided pickup line ever or something far creepier?

  • So I've been sitting in Starbucks for two and a half hours; I've just made it to page five of my five-page-per-day thesis goal, when a 30-something guy, average looking, with a cross country t-shirt comes and sits right in front of me...
  • Guy: What do you think about Dolly the Sheep?
  • Me: (thinking for a moment, trying to figure out what's going on) You mean the first ever cloned animal?
  • Guy: Yeah.
  • Me: Um, I have no strong opinions.
  • Guy: (pauses, shifting, not sure what to say) She was made in Scotland, right?
  • Me: That was a long time ago. I really don't know.
  • Guy: (indicates my laptop) Could you look it up?
  • Me: Uh... I don't have my computer hooked up to the internet, but I could look it up on my iPhone...
  • Guy: Yeah, ok. (I type it into my phone and go back to working on my novel in the meantime.) Are you looking it up?
  • Me: Sorry, it takes a second to load. (I click the Wikipedia entry on Dolly the Sheep.)
  • Guy: I didn't mean to interrupt you.
  • Me: It's okay, I was just about to leave anyway. (I immediately regret saying this as it opens the door to him sticking around then creepily following me home. The Wikipedia page loads) Yup, looks like you're right. She was born near Edinburgh.
  • Guy: Cool, Thanks. (He gets up, walks out of the Starbucks, and literally runs across the street.)
  • Me: ...?
May
2
2010
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This is what a cashew plant looks like.  I will never eat a cashew without thinking about this ever again…
I guess I’ve never given much thought to what nut plants look like, choosing instead to focus on how delicious (or not) their products taste.  But, whoa, I definitely never pictured the tiny kidney shaped nuts I so enjoy to start their lives as creepy poo-looking appendages to a bell pepper.  The rainforest is a weeeeird place.

This is what a cashew plant looks like.  I will never eat a cashew without thinking about this ever again…

I guess I’ve never given much thought to what nut plants look like, choosing instead to focus on how delicious (or not) their products taste.  But, whoa, I definitely never pictured the tiny kidney shaped nuts I so enjoy to start their lives as creepy poo-looking appendages to a bell pepper.  The rainforest is a weeeeird place.

Apr
18
2010
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Dear USC: Stop being such money grubbing jerks!

Seriously, USC, I’m a poor grad student and you have a $3.7 billion endowment.  How can you justify charging me $15 per electronic transcript, which requires no human do any work as it’s generated using an automated system and not printed out with ink or paper or any other consumable? (a transcript, I may add, I am only allowed to download three times and not allowed to share with anyone… thank goodness for printers and scanners.)

And then, on top of this, when I bought two tickets to my upcoming graduate student formal and your ticketing web system accidentally charged me twice, you only refunded me the ticket price (not the $3 per ticket “service charge”), despite the fact that it was your system that screwed up!  I mean, it’s only $6, but it’s my $6!  Which I could use to buy lunch or fund two writing days at Starbucks.

Needless to say, I can’t wait to be done with you.

Apr
16
2010
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